So let’s celebrate now, shall we:

(thanks, elucian!) 

Cool, huh? Yeah, that Brubeck was an awesome musician. Darn kids and their auto-tuned hippin’ and hoppin’ need to get off my lawn (and I don’t even have a lawn!), grrrr!

You all need to buy a copy of Time Out, pop in into or on your player of choice and just chill for a spell. Open a window if you can’t catch the breeze this platter is blowin’, I say. Chillll.

Oh, alright, alright… here:

Late to the party am I. Busy day I had. Happen again, it won’t! Well, unless I need to introduce some more of you to something not so poppy and cultural that it’s treated as an ACTUAL holiday. Um, take it away, Han:

(Thanks, QuoteTheGuy!)

That and hey, The 4th MAY be with you, but Vader celebrates the return of the FIFTH. Oops, you Rebel scum… Yeah, you know how this sentence ends.