Random Game of the Month (JRPG Edition): Tales of Xillia

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It’s finally here and it’s going to be a game genre fans should buy for a few key reasons from the mixed art styles working amazingly well, the stupidly deep amount of stuff to do in this installment (it’s the biggest Tales game to date), the “open world” feel to the gameplay experience plus all the usual stuff that has fans of this series sometimes buying specific consoles to play a single game in the long-running franchise. Tales of Xillia is all that and more, folks.

I’m betting at some point over the next day or three Mr. Baba and the dev team will probably be sitting at home (well, at their separate homes, as I’d hate to know what happens with such a large bunch of people living together biting their nails at the same time each Tales game is released) and wondering right about now how many fans in the US and other territories this is coming out in will be snapping up this one in the Standard, Limited or Collectors Editions. I need to get this one myself, as my backlog is SO huge this year that it’s worth doing a flowchart on (and I did – it’s terrifying). Anyway, if you’re an fan of anime/mamga-styled Japanese RPGs, yeah, you need to buy this game.

Holy Cats… THIS Is Broadband?

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What the hell did I miss? Did the earth explode and I’m the only one not on facebook and twitter babbling about it? Did the Royal Baby crawl today? What? I’ve been to three places today and EVERY single one of them, while having an “excellent” connection, is SLOOOOOOOOWER than a bunch of old coots on Rascal scooters with dead batteries at the bottom of a steep hill. So far, I’m getting a MAXIMUM of a “whopping” 18mmps where I’m at not. 18!??? WTF? Meh. Oh wait a minute, Dave. Wait a minute. We’re now at 24mbps! Wah-hoo! Er, nope. Feh. So much for my downloading of screens and such to go with the stuff I’m writing, a few games I need to get started on and some other stuff, grrrr…

Meh, I’ll hang out here a half hour or so longer than start off for the home office. I hate it when this happens. Of course, I could stroll around looking for a better signal, but my online search for that shows just two more spots close by, so I may drop in and see what happens there…

So, What Happens When You #ActivateKrueger? A Lot of Running & Yelling, I Bet…

Eek. Here comes the mountain man-droid, so go hide under something until he’s gone. Unless he’s coming for you, which means you won’t get far at all. Yeah, that was a really good idea, huh? Of course, no Krueger (Sharlto Copely, who’s been working out a bit, I see) means no confrontation and Elysium probably gets to be a boring film… so go right on ahead and press that button or whatever. Just make sure you’re nowhere in the vicinity hen you do. It seems Mr. K. is a bit un-picky when he chooses his targets.

This has been a public service announcement. Neill Blomkamp’s latest film opens this Friday at a theater near you (most likely).