Steel Battalion “How To” Trailer: “First, You Buy A Kinect…”

 

Ha ha… Well, that’s how it SHOULD begin for those who still don’t own a Kinect, right? Out of all the games for the thing, this one is the main reason I’m interested in the peripheral. I like that it’s set up as a simulation where you’re not just using the Kinect to do EVERY action. With gameplay taking place in and out of the tank, it looks as if there will be a wide range of things to keep players busy as they tromp and blast through some pretty deadly war zones. The sense of immersion looks off the charts and HOPEFULLY, the jaded folks out there will give this one a try even if they’re still whining for a special (and one use) controller. Look kids – that’s not going to happen, as it would be too expensive to produce and useless just for this ONE game. Sure, the first Steel Battalion got that great big 44-button monster, but Capcom was smart enough not to overproduce it. Still, I;m sure SOMEONE will hack their SB controller to work with the new game (good luck with that project!)…

Lollipop Chainsaw “Special Edition” Ad: Juliet’s Not Going To Let You Play Unless You Play Nice…

Director (and co-creator of the game) James Gunn has an amusing answer to the fanboys out there drooling all over Juliet and thinking this game is ALL about exploitation and bouncy cheerleaders and junk like that. This clip made me laugh quite a lot, but I’d bet some of the harder-headed types on either side of the fence might not see the funny here. Go Juliet!

LEGO Batman 2 Trailer: You Can Call it “Arkham Cutie” If You Like…

Soooo, it’s an open-world game in the Arkham City vein (but not as dark, of course), AND it has fully voiced characters (for the first time ever in a LEGO game? Traveler’s Tales is doing their best work to date and sweet. I get to play this tomorrow at an event here in NYC. But, Ruh-Roh! I’ll be there with a bunch of kids and their parents around ruining my day when they have to drag their bawling offspring away from the controllers. Feh. I’m stocking up on hand sanitizer and wearing my “step away from that controller, kid!” face tomorrow (complete with a growly Chris Bale voice for good measure), is all I’m saying…. That, and staying the hell away from any snacks put out. Nothing like a plate of picked over cookies and fruit, right? Ewww… OK, breathe…. breathe…. it’s the Year of the Bat, it’s the Year of the Bat… Damn kids…

Dragon’s Dogma Arrives To Take Me Away From Hell For A Bit…

Nice. I wasn’t expecting this to show up this evening, but well, here you go. First impressions: I can’t say, as the reviews are embargoed until MONDAY, but the title music cracked me up (let the first one play out and wait for the second, nicer theme). I’ve only put less than an hour in and yes, the game is quite a bit of fun and packed with detail and hidden loot. It’s a COMPLETELY different vibe than what some of you are probably thinking, but again – that’s content for the review.

OK, let me shut up and get back to it for a bit. I’ll be writing about something else in the next few posts so I don’t spoil any more…

How Diablo III Is Helping Me Improve My Art (Um, Thanks, Blizzard!)

Ah, Blizzard, Blizzard, Blizzard… I absolutely LOVE Diablo III so far…. when I can actually get to play it.  When I’m not playing it because of an error message or other issue that’s not my fault, I have to do something while I’m waiting for things to get back to “normal”.  If I don’t have my Vita or DS handy, I’ll draw something instead. The piece on the left is one I did when I got bounced from a solo game due to some connection issues on my end and couldn’t get back in thanks to an error of some sort on the server side. Mad Cow? I’ve Got A Beef? Bum Steer? Whatever – that’s the not so happy side of the game that I and a few other seem most testy about. But it’s tough love, grrr!!!!

Amusingly enough, today I convinced a woman waiting outside a Gamestop for it to open so she could return a sealed copy of the game to keep it. She bought it for her son’s birthday on Saturday (at his request), but someone at her job pointed her to Metacritic’s “user” scores and reviews for the game (a VERY biased and useless barometer, given the way the site has been abused to “bomb” games unfairly as a means of protest by people who haven’t played and don’t intend to play certain high profile games), which in turn, sent her to the shop at the cost of being an hour late for her job.  I spent the better part of ten minutes telling her the game’s good points and how despite the stiff requirements about solo play (she didn’t mind at all – she wants her son to stay away from some kids who’ve been harassing him at school) and other problems (which are common to other MMOs), it was an excellent purchase. She left feeling a lot better, so that’s my good deed for the week, game-wise.

The art of the right? I did this during a login error that kept me from getting into my solo game completely even after repeated attempts and rebooting. That’s how I feel about people who can’t enjoy the game as much as they like even though they’ve waited years for it. Sure, Blizzard owes them noting but a game that’s the best it can be, and in fact, when things are running smoothly, it’s exactly that.  On the other hand, I  feel sorry for those who maybe did the midnight launch/call in sick deal only to end up not doing much playing at all after all that buying and lying. Somewhere, a boss is laughing at you as he docks your pay because you ranted about the game on your Facebook page and he saw it. Oops.

As to what art you’ll see from me about the game itself. Probably not a damn thing, as when I’m in the zone, I’m not stopping to draw at all. It’ll be a little while before I actually post a review, but for what it’s worth (and as noted), I do like what I’m playing quite a bit, nasty and annoying warts and all…

You’re Not A Smart Ass When You Make Obvious Fun Of Sony’s New Vita Game’s Name…

 

Hmmmmm. I’m betting Sony knew that a LOT of people on the internet, specifically message board denizens with too much time on their hands would see their new Vita game Smart As as “Smart Ass”. OK, it was funny when I thought I was the ONLY one who misread it, but I soon realized that it doesn’t take a genius to think up an easy pun like that. So, either this social-focused Brain Age-inspired game is really great with a lame name or it’s not great at all and needs a catchy/silly title just to get people talking about it using the same lame joke until it gets old. Which was about thirty minutes ago. Well, at least the video is really informative and makes the social element look quite fun.  Check it out…

Dragon’s Dogma “Pawns Unleashed” Trailer: And Hardcore Pawns, At That…

A ha ha ha, I’ll be here all week, folks – two dollar cover, two drink minimum…. Anyway, the game ships out soon and it looks as if it’ll be successful despite the crankypants-ing about the paid DLC being on the disc to be unlocked at a later date. Hey, I don’t care as long as the main game is long enough to keep me not griping about having to pay for more. Capcom just needs to say “Hey, it’s basically the way things are done today”, or “we’re not the only ones doing it,” or “it’s an “expansion pack” that’s not on a separate disc”… and so forth and so on. Or maybe it’s time for a shift to more transparency throughout the entire industry, as they’re far from the ONLY publisher doing this. Of course, if the game does well enough, I expect to see a Game of the Year edition with everything unlocked. Right Capcom?

Lollipop Chainsaw TV Ad: Just About All You Can See During Primetime…

 

I really like that WBIE didn’t fall over themselves trying to whip up a tame and unremarkable commercial for Grasshopper’s upcoming game.  Yes, if you’ve been ogling the trailers before, you’ve seen most or all of this footage already. But this spot isn’t for YOU, silly rabbits. It’s for those folks who haven’t pre-ordered on heard of the game for some reason and are seeing all that weirdness for the first time. Hell, I’d buy this if I saw this ad and didn’t know a thing about the game just for the comedy bits alone. I predict a nice summer for Juliet if the game does well (and everyone involved will be happy as well)…

Cloudy With A Chance Of Stupid…

Some days, it’s just too easy to dislike the internet. I’m talking mostly about YOU, Diablo III and your need for us solo players to ALWAYS be online even if we don’t want to be. Well, whatever – I still think Blizzard would make MORE money if they allowed more people to play the game offline (hell, we’re not all thieves and cheaters, silly). That’s all for now. I’ll be back later with something more productive and only slightly less snarky.

The Amazing Spider-Man “Super Preview” Trailer. Big, Loud And What Else Ya Got?

I dunno…. maybe I’m just too jaded (and yes, Spider-Man 3 pretty much annoyed the hell out of me), but out of all the summer movies in theaters on the way, this one isn’t making my “gotta see it!” meter dance around at all. Sure, it looks great and expensive and New Yorky as all hell (I’m allowed to say this because I live here), but I think Spidey needs a rest for a bit. Between the awful Broadway musical and all the controversy it caused (sure, it was a “hit” for the tourists, but no Noo Yawkuh I know has seen it) to the new Spidey having too much hair for my tastes, I’m sitting this one out until it hits cable. Also (and this bugged the crap out of me in The Avengers), what’s the deal with all the secret identity exposure in these flicks. Is it in the contract that we NEED to see the actor’s face when it SHOULD be covered up because someone will say “hey, that’s so and so” if that hero guy or gal was on the street not doing the hero thing?

Eh, whatever. ot’ll make a mint, so my opinions are moot at the end of the day. That said, I have the feeling that the game Beenox is working on for Activision might actually be a lot more fun than the film and I’m VERY excited for that (if that’s any consolation to you Spidey fans out there)…