Bwaaaah! Ubisoft Puts the End of the World Into Perspective With Some Crazy Rabbids…

Posted on December 27, 2012 by geelw

OK, I initially ignored the first Rabbids Preppers video because I thought it was yet ANOTHER game in production featuring those wacky alien lagomorphs and I figured I may as well wait for some actual gameplay footage before commenting. Then this second video pops up in my inbox and I decide to check it out. Well, that was definitely a good thing (and even better because we’re all around to watch it, right?). I suppose those who STILL believe in some sort of doomsday won’t be amused at all, but I think it’s time for less paranoia and more enjoying of life whenever possible. Ha – even when they’re being perfectly silly, Ubisoft still manages to make me think slightly more profoundly.

Peter Parker Buys The Farm, But Spider-Man Lives On (Ah, Comics)…

Posted on December 26, 2012 by geelw

As I haven’t read a Spider-Man book in ages but have been around the comics block on and off for decades, I’m not too surprised that Marvel has decided to phase Peter Parker out of the Marvel Universe and replace him (thanks to a mind and body swap) with Doctor Octupus, who will now star in the new Superior Spider-Man comic (“Superior?” What, they couldn’t find better word than that?). Can I get an “Eh, whatever” here? Let’s see now, Superman died, he came back. Same with Supergirl. Batman got his back broken – he got better. Robin died, he was replaced with a new one or something (I forget, as it’s been a while since I read a Batman comic too). The list goes on and on and every time some fans go out of their way to be as unpleasant about these changes as possible. Sometimes, a little dying can be good for a character, but it’s up to the writer to lure you in and surprise you every so often…

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Dynasty Warriors 8: Like It or Not, Koei Tecmo and Omega Force Keep It Rolling…

Posted on December 24, 2012 by geelw

I happen to like the long-running franchise, warts and all… but I also know there are some gamers who ask “Whyyyyyyy…” every time there’s a new entry or remix version dropping into stores. Hey, Koei Tecmo knows what the fans want and Omega Force gets better and better at what they do so well. Granted, if people had actually bought up games like Trinity: Souls of Zill O’ll or even Crimson Sea, perhaps we’d see sequels to those hitting stores to shake things up. Both may LOOK like fantasy versions of a Musou game, but if you’ve actually played either, you’d see the differences right away. Anyway, sign me up yet again – I’ll be back for more bloodless hack ‘n slash action in ancient China just like the other hardcore Warriors fanatics.

A Little Opinion Piece About You Know What…

Posted on December 22, 2012 by geelw

I suppose I should offer up some sort of an opinion on all this video games and movies causing violent behavior nonsense being pushed around like cold peas on a plate by politicians and pundits that have never picked up a controller in their lives (and too bad for them for not broadening their horizons outside of that they THINK they know about gaming and gamers). Generally, I tend to keep out of these conversations because it seems that he who yells the loudest enough to drive everyone else out of the room clasping their blown out eardrums always considers themselves the “winner” of this sort of debate. So, instead of tossing out ideas or solutions (some of which have history behind them as working), I’ll offer up an observation or three just to get them out of my head because they’re messing up my mojo that wants to get back to writing about games and other fun stuff…

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Capcom Wishes You A Merry Mega Man Xmas (Don’t Forget To Get Your Gift)

Posted on December 21, 2012 by geelw

And here I am, thinking he’s all about knocking off cute but dangerous enemies and bosses with silly names and powers. Some would probably prefer a less annoying Mega man experience where ladders and bridges would replace those jumps they keep missing, while others might want a less violent Mega Man without his blasters and such. If I had to choose something with less violence, I’d make the blue bomber a sly negotiator who doesn’t fire a shot, but makes enemies fight each other. Of course, there goes that cool Rockman versus Paper Man versus Scissor Man boss battle (ha ha), but that new monocle, smoking jacket and fake pipe are nice accessories Capcom could add to the character with that new attitude and see what’s what? Anyway, enough of my lousy attempts at humor – go download Street Fighter X Mega Man if you haven’t already. I’m a damn cheapskate, but I know where the good free gifts are and how to share them…

Apocalypse No… Oh Wait, We’re Still Here (Er, Carry On, Then!)…

Posted on December 21, 2012 by geelw

Hmmm. So, the world did NOT end (well, for most of you) and I’ve heard that it seems to have ruined a few otherwise well-made doomsday plans. Hopefully you’re not one of those folks who was thinking of ending it all or that we’d go up in flames due to nuclear, planetary collision, zombie or some other sort of holocaust. Because my snarky side (which has just activated – you’ve been warned) would kindly point you to the nearest window (even if you’re in a basement), then the clock on the wall and tell you to get to it already so we don’t have to hear you wailing about how that Mayan calendar was upside down and it’s NEXT year or when the Cubs win the Super Cup or when the next season of GIRLS begins because it’s a show made by the Devil himself. Whatever.

One of those MAY be true, by the way…

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A Friendly Reminder From Black Pants Game Studios…

Posted on December 21, 2012 by geelw

No, not that the world is ending in a few hours (well, for some people out there)… there’s a NEW demo for Tiny & Big: Grandpa’s Leftovers available on Steam! Go get it, play it and laugh yourself silly while things go to heck in a handbasket or something. Look at it this way, if you love the demo enough and the earth doesn’t blow up, you can actually go BUY the game and play the whole thing. Even better, the game is 50% off until doomsday (I’d gather that’s later today), so get while it’s hot. Or before you burn up when Melancholia hits. Or something like that. The talented gentlemen at Black Pants will thank you kindly, and I’ll have done my good deed for the day because I’ve turned you on to a really cool (and really funny) game experience. OK, I’m off to watch some cartoons now… Good Night!

Christopher Lee. Heavy Metal. Christmas Songs. Yeah, They All Go Together.

Posted on December 20, 2012 by geelw

“There was a time when Saruman walked through my woods, but now he has a mind of metal…”

You know how people say “Now I’ve seen everything!” all the time? No, no… they haven’t. THIS, on the other hand, helps cross a huge bunch of stuff off that long list list of “everything” in one gift-wrapped shot. According to Loudwire, 90-year old Christopher Lee, who’s played everything from Count Dracula, Lord Summerisle in the original (and still outstanding) The Wicker Man, and more recently, Saruman in The Lord of the Rings films has released an EP of two Christmas songs that’s now available for download on iTunes, Amazon and other music sites. I’d normally be clutching my chest and cracking up, but I’ll just tip my cap to the man for still doing what he does at that age. It’s not even the first time he’s done recorded work, as you’ll find out by simply Googling the man up and seeing what the results are.

Hell, the next time you can’t get out of bed because of a “serious” case of the sniffles, you might want to watch your back, you lazy git. Christopher Lee might have your job when you finally get back to work… and he’ll be doing it better than you ever did…

Random Film of the Week: Soldier in the Rain

Posted on December 20, 2012 by geelw

(thanks, Mind Hunger!)

Steve McQueen may have been the “King of Cool” in his prime, but if his performance in 1963’s Soldier in the Rain is any indication, he was also a pretty lousy comedian. On the other hand, the film is all Jackie Gleason’s, and he makes it well worth viewing. The film is one of those interesting comedy/drama hybrids that tends to lean too far into either direction when a more subtle middle ground would have worked better. Despite the flaws, this Blake Edwards-produced film has enough laughs and some fine performances throughout. McQueen plays Eustis Clay as a goofball caricature who’s great at whipping up scams that never net him the fortunes he dreams about. Gleason’s Master Sargent Slaughter (no relation to the 90’s TV wrestler) is a career man, heavyset and aging who humors Clay and his crazy schemes partially because they brighten his usually dull days. Continue reading →

Larian Studios Brings Some Holiday Cheer to The Year of the Dragon…

Posted on December 19, 2012 by geelw

I got a few holiday-themed digital cards and videos in my packed inbox, but I like this one the best because it’s amusing, has real people in it along with a bit of game stuff and yes, you can sing along (as long as you keep it down and don’t wake the neighbors). Oh, yeah – you should probably buy one or two of Larian’s find RPGs for yourself or as a gift for a gamer you know. I’m just saying… it IS the holiday season and all. That and you don’t want some huffy dragon hanging out on your porch or windowsill glaring at you until you do so…