Comcast Buys Time Warner Cable: Here’s All You Need To Know As a Consumer…

 
Words fail me on this EXTREMELY crappy 45 billion dollar “deal” for any current consumer of pay TV out there who uses either service, so I’ll let assorted clips from The Empire Strikes Back do the talking (Thanks to ABiggerQuote for the clips!):

And so forth and so on. If you REALLY want to know how I feel, Robot Chicken spells it out even more (we’re screwed, folks):

(Thanks, adultswim!) 
Yeah… sometimes all you can do is nothing but laugh at how we’re jerked around by these way too large corporations…