So, it looks as if Harvest Moon is now Story of Seasons, at least because Natsume owns the name proper and this game, while in the same series, has to get a retitling. No worries there, as it’s the same gameplay and pretty much the same plot as the older games you may have played and loved. Just buy it when it comes out and you’ll forget all about the name change, I say.

 
Gamers who recall one of the Super Nintendo’s most devious and pesky rogue-like RPG’s will be pleased to know that Nihon Falcom’s masterpiece Brandish is BACK in remake form as a new(ish) PSP game called Brandish: The Dark Revenant. from that video above, I got a few chuckles because it reminded me of playing the old game on the SNES and hating it until I got the hang of things, then hating it some more because making progress was tough as nails even after you got used to the gameplay. The assorted deathtraps here will drive impatient players nuts plus tax, so may I recommend you tape that PSP or Vita wrist strap around your wrist if you buy this game? This way, if you decide get pissed off and actually throw that handheld, you don’t get to see it hit anything unless it whips around your wrist (ouch!).

 
Corpse Party is also coming back, this time as a PC game for those of you who missed the original indie version. don’t let those initially cute characters fool you one bit. This one’s a creepy horror tale with some blood and gore and a plot that WILL get up under your skin and writhe around like it means it. It’s not really a party at the end of the day, but corpses are indeed involved, so that title is half correct, ha and ha…

 
As for the naughty bits – go roll the kids into bed, as this is America and we tend to flip out over stuff like Akiba’s Trip: Undead & Undressed, a Vita exclusive that mixes travel (welcome to Akihabara!), and fighting games of the beat-’em-up variety with guys and gals both getting their clothes ripped off to prove they’re not all human or something wacky like that. Ah, Japan! At least this one is set to arrive in the summer when you WANT to be wearing less clothing, folks.

 
Finally, here comes the ultra naughty! SENRAN KAGURA SHINOVI VERSUS (above) is chock full of anime ladies with expanding lady parts and yup, it’s not for the kiddies or adults with overly prudish tendencies at all, no sir or madam! If this collection of cuties busting out all isn’t enough for you, how about a side of curves and cooking and rhythm gaming to sate your palate? Well, that’s all in SENRAN KAGURA Bon Appétit! (below), coming to the PS Vita this fall and winter respectively. I’ve never played a Senran game before and I’m not sure I want to, but if this floats your particular boat, “Gambare!” as the saying goes…