Yeah, you watched the show as a kid (or a drunken college teenager or early pre-hipster doofus) and yeah, you played the NES game to death. So now you need to show your love or else the game’s upcoming remake will be trapped in development HELL. Not really. I just wanted to see you all singing along to the DuckTales theme song. Corny as hell, but C-l-a-s-s-i-c cartoon stuff from the 80’s!
OK, shut up and sing along. You sing, an angel gets a new kidney or something like that. And a puppy.
YOU SING! NOW!!
Life is like a hurricane…
Here in Duckburg.
Race cars, Laser, Aeroplanes
It’s a… duck blur.
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history…
DUCKTALES
Woo-oo!
Everyday they’re out there making:
DUCKTALES
Woo-oo!
D-D-D-Danger moves behind you
There’s a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab on to some:
DUCKTALES
Woo-oo!
Tales of derring-do
Bad and good luck tales (Woo-oo!)
Not ponytails
Or cotton tails, no:
DUCKTALES
Woo-oo!
DUCKTALES
Woo-oo!
Now there, don’t you feel a LOT better?
You’re welcome.
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