You could be some poor guard in or under Garuda Compound in Valhalla Knights 3. These poor saps never get a break at all, as you can see in these screens. Hell, no matter what day of the week it is, they’re going down hard and fast if your party is properly leveled and you’re in no mood to be trifled with.

Ouch. But wait, there’s more…

You know… some people just don’t learn. Here we go again!

Yeah, yeah, this is a sort of spoiler for those who still haven’t gotten past a certain point in the game or somehow got stuck at a certain point because the game tends to be very vague when telling you where to go. But I think most of you won’t mind or care.

Oh, wait… here comes round three (this won’t take long, folks):

So yeah, take THAT, Monday! Remember, folks – I’m doing this all for you free of charge. No evil minions were hurt in the making of this post, by the way. They all got up and went straight to lunch – this IS a union gig, you know…