Yeah, you’ve probably figured that out as well, but just in case you have yet to for some strange reason, there it is in plain English. Some of you will no doubt want to stop and take a selfie or something stupid like that before you make with the light jogging stuff, but I say go right on ahead. No one will miss you that much once you’re stomped flat other than the people who are used to you jamming a camera at them to snap away or being a photo-bombing pest they’re actually sad to see gone because they never got any work done when you were snapping away. Anyway, May 16, 2014 at a theater near you. Bring a hardhat (just in case) and maybe a first aid kit (just in case).
"DESTROY ALL FANBOYS!"
Smashing System Bias Since 1972…
"DESTROY ALL FANBOYS!" 
Will you go the day it opens?
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Well, if I can get a geiger counter, portable seismograph, hard hat, good running shoes and maybe a baseball bat, we’ll see. I tend to avoid the first day crush for blockbusters and prefer popping in on a quiet weekday when the theater isn’t packed with loud people. Some of my best movie experiences were in nearly empty theaters in the morning or early afternoon.
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