If figures. As I’m about to drag my weary bones into bed, D3Publisher in Japan drops this crazy TV ad for Earth Defense Force 4 and of course, it’s my duty to drop it in your lap as well before I drop into dreamland. Sorry about it landing in your cereal, though. Next time, keep that bowl on a table, you. Anyway, I’m too pooped to go poke around to see if another site has translated the description text, so you get some free jazz Bing Translation mess to decipher at your peril below the jump. All you need now is a set of bongo drums, a beret, a microphone and perhaps a hot cup of java and you’re all set to read some “beat” lingo that’s baffling, baby!

Er, “Scoodly Oodly, wah, wah, wah?” (+5 XP for getting that slice of near obscurity)…

Enjoy and good night, er morning!

Earth defence force 4 (limited duration) TVCM & 1st PV (Final Cut)

7/4/2013,
Earth defence force 4 is finally released after seven years at!

Prior to release, TV commercials will air in eight cities across the country through 6/28 more
Public limited 7/20 to D3P channels!
In addition to add various elements of the Earth defence force 4 PV1
Version 1st PV more, brush up Final Cut Edition released!

Miu Orthodox present on the largest scale and excitement.
Games greatest despair to you.

[STORY]
One mother ship sinking-8 years.
When mankind was regaining its former glory
Incident had progressed in deep.

6/28/2025 Emergency arises.
Suddenly the nightmare again. Urgent mobilization of EDF.

Details of the product
PlayStation ® 3 / Xbox360 ® software
7/4/2013 Earth defense force 4 on sale
Retail price: 6980 yen (tax included)

Earth defence force 4 official website = > http://www.d3p.co.jp/edf4/
Earth defense force portal site > > http://www.d3p.co.jp/edf_portal/
Earth defense forces official Facebook Page = > http://www.facebook.com/edf.jp