I can’t even run a few of these games in this newest Bundle Stars bargain pack, but I still want it. Well, common sense took over as I typed that and smacked me over the head with an encyclopaedia (Ouch. it HAD to be the “S” volume, too!) so I’ll instead tell YOU to take the plunge and pony up a measly five bucks plus nine cents US to get these nine huge games. Hell, the quirky epic RPG Two Worlds II alone will take you a few weeks to complete if you get into it and HAVE to explore every creature-packed nook and cranny…

So, yeah – get on it, mister or missus and get ready to not be seen for a while. You’ll get less radiation from that sun and look less like a vanilla wafer with peanut butter on top, you’ll grow hair back in places you need it and be happier for not having to pay some lady to torture you with wax (you D) realize that some of them are having a big laugh and revenge at your expense, right?) and in general, you’ll find that you didn’t need so many friends in the first place, as most of them you’ve never met (and don’t plan to anyway). Being a gamer isn’t THAT hard, folks…