(thanks, toon me!)
Hahahaha-ha! My nightmare is now yours! This popped up in a dream I had early this morning, so I’m sharing. I know some folks hate that laugh (the list is fairly large as far as people I know), but it’s a KNOWN fact that everybody likes a good polka even if they don’t think so. Am I right? Yeah, I thought so. Anyway, get up and get moving, people. Monday is here and ready to get beaten up by you Daylight Savings Time sufferers (of which I am one, bleh). Get up, get out and get it done or else that damn woodpecker will be dancing on your head as he looks for a spot to start drilling for worms.
"DESTROY ALL FANBOYS!" 
I haven’t seen a woodpecker in a couple of days. I miss them.
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Hmmm… I hope Buzz Buzzard didn’t get them all. It’s Roy with his slingshot, maybe. And hey, what’s “comeback dressing?” I should just look it up, but I don’t do anything to my salads when I have them but a bit of oil and vinegar…
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It’s the Mississippi version of Thousand Island.
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Annnnnd wouldn’t you know it, Wikipedia makes it sound humorous and strange thanks to those alternate spellings: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comeback_sauce
I’d tweak the recipe a tad (as I hate mayonnaise), substituting cream cheese for the mayo, maybe adding a bit of Gold’s horseradish with the chili sauce for a bit more zing. Once whipped, it should be as smooth, but not oily at all. Eh, I’ll experiment one day and see what happens. If anything, I’ll have a good base for a tuna/chicken/egg salad…
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