Meh, just some filler because I had to reinstall some stuff on the laptop a few days back and did this while waiting. I don’t like it much, but that’s okay. Back in a bit. It’s been a shorter day than usual, but I need to get back on the horse tomorrow and catch up on some stuff.
"DESTROY ALL FANBOYS!" 
What’s it called? “Tolkien Christmas Tree on Acid?”
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Ha! The jokes on you, Gollum! I’m just naturally trippy. No drugs needed to come up with the weirdness. I don’t even want to know what I’d come up with if I was high. Of course, I tend to curl up into a ball and pass out after a few drinks, so that’s a good thing these days.
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Hold the phone…you DREW that? If you can draw like that, what the hell are you doing on WordPress? (Wait a minute, I can draw like that, too. Crap.)
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Yes, I know, I know. I should have learned to paint like a hack that makes money selling paint by number reproductions to saps. But I’m too much of a curmudgeon to deal with that stuff. Or something like that…
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So, you drew that? What else have you got? Where’s your portfolio?
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What’s a fortpolio? I think I knew some kid in grade school who had that… or was that a stop in The Oregon Trail? Oh, okay. There’s a bunch of crap here: http://megadas.deviantart.com/
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Geez, at least tag your art as “Art” so we can all be voyeur–uh–art appreciators in a search. I couldn’t find shit. Or maybe I just gave up after a few minutes of scrolling. Yeah, that must have been it.
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Hmmm? That link should be to anything I posted on that site. Still, try clicking on the “Random Art” or “MS paint” tags on the post above. Most of what comes up should be mine.
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OK, got it. Dude, put it in your category list off to the right.
I like the trees but you have a serious bark fetish. Might want to look into that.
I squinted into the images to discern a medium and I’m guessing Photoshop or Corel or some other digital manifestation. Impressive.
I particularly like the quirky fucking with proportion and balance–to have it slightly off feels more “real” in the brain. As in, not posed, not arranged, not art, but real. Nicely done. I’m sure you were thinking that all along, right?
Ever do a self portrait?
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Heh. No one ever looks in that right column, it seems. Or silly me needs to move those links up a bit. My deviantArt Page! has been there for ages. Oh well.
Most of those trees are MS paint pixel art unless otherwise noted. Al-though, when I started posting art there, I made the mistake of mucking up the descriptions and some computer art from a few years ago is in the wrong category (oops). I think that can’t be changed on deviantArt, which sucks. But I figure if someone sees a piece and wants to ask me what it was done in (or with), they’ll ask. I don’t do self portraits, or haven’t done one in a reaaaaaaaally long time. Like back in high school. Or earlier. However, I’ve done goofy caricatures of myself. They tend to not look like me, but I know who they are…
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“wants to ask me what it was done it”
Hunh? Derp?
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FIXED. I had a loooooong day, you. Happy now? 😛
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Well, I’ve got low back pain and periodic bouts of depression but all in all, I can’t complain.
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Let’s see now. a few aspirin and no guilt about hiring some tiny person to walk on your back (no spike heels!) after you get pressed well by a decent masseuse will help some of that, methinks.
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Masseur. A 6’4″, green-eyed masseur who smells of musk and juniper and has a no-shirt policy. I feel better already.
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If I were a complete idiot, I’d say something about platform shoes borrowed from a KISS cover band and green tinted sunglasses. But I’m only a partial idiot, so I won’t. 😀
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