Christmas Comes Early. Or Is It Valentine’s Day?

candyland 

So, yeah. Christmas came a bit early. My older brother and his kids popped by with a bunch of gifts including this big ass box of chocolates that was fodder for a ton of jokes. Damn thing is big enough to be an end table or a pet coffin (if one had a pet that ate some of that chocolate accidentally) and can probably be re-purposed as a nice hobo suitcase or over-sized book with a bit of DIY ingenuity. As it’s hot as heck in here because of the winter heating, that candy went into storage bags and into the fridge (it’s going to take months to finish it and anyone coming by is getting some whether they like it or not). Um, anyone want a big ass empty candy box? Anyway, I also got some more useful stuff, so it’s all good.

Back in a bit. Or tomorrow, as I’m working on a ton of stuff and need to finish at least half of it before Wednesday…

1 thought on “Christmas Comes Early. Or Is It Valentine’s Day?

  1. “Big ass candy box” is sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy, isn’t it?

    To that end, where do you live? I bet I can polish those off in one evening. Just stand back, give me some room to work, and put on Comedy Central.

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