OK, SIDE CHOSEN! Now that I’ve teamed up mimoco to go completely EEEEEVIL… I’m being nice and giving something cool away. Er, that’s HOW it’s supposed to be! Long live COBRA! Anyway, here’s the deal: I have ONE of these awesome Cobra Commander MIMOBOT USB Drives to send ONE lucky (and EVIL!) reader, so you need to be really creative and sneaky to get this excellent goodie.  How creative and sneaky? Well, actually tracking down the other followers of this site and arranging for their untimely demises is a bit too extreme (and HEY, silly evil person – I need MORE readers, not LESS, grrr!), but I’m sure you can some up with something that will surprise everyone. As some inspiration (sort of), here’s some Cobra Commander fun from G.I. Joe: Retaliation:

(BIG, FAT Hint: NOT wasting time sewing up a fancy costume or putting on makeup to make that “winning” video when simply being a follower of the site, hitting the Leave A Reply button and posting that you’re interested works extremely well and in FACT, will actually surprise everyone expecting a more elaborate means of entry!) Anyway, I’ll RANDOMLY select one winning post, contact you via email for your mailing address, which MUST BE IN THE U.S. of A. grrr! (Seriously, though) and ship your prize out next week. The Cobra Commander MIMOBOT features 8GB of storage and comes packed with loads of classic G.I. Joe stuff (comics, videos, wallpapers and MORE). You’ll also get a $10 emusic card you can redeem (that’s up to 20 songs, kids) at the emusic shop and two mimoco stickers you can put anywhere you like (not the cat or dog, though!). And hey, if you don’t win, you can always poke around the mimoco site and BUY something. They may now be EEEEVIL, but that’s hard work and they deserve to take your money in exchange for quality fun stuff you won’t find elsewhere!

Long and boring official rules below the jump…

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY – CONTEST OPEN TO US RESIDENTS ONLY! To enter, simply be a follower of or FOLLOW this blog (click the “Follow” button at the top of the page), and submit a quick reply to this posting using the comment box below. Winner will be picked RANDOMLY and contacted via email. You’ll be easy to find in terms of an email address, as WordPress lets me know who you are when you reply.

PRIZE: (1) Winner will receive ONE 8GB mimoco Cobra Commander MIMOBOT, ONE $10 emusic.com voucher and (2) mimoco stickers. This prize has a retail value of $24.99 (minus the voucher), but you probably won’t need to worry about paying taxes. COBRA Command doesn’t pay taxes on prizes they “win” either. Code will be sent to winners via email. ONE entry per person/PC/other computer or device/email address. Entries must be received by 11:59PM on Saturday, March 30, 2013. Drawing will take place on Sunday, March 31, 2013 and winner will be contacted for their correct mailing address. Yes, it NEEDS to be YOUR address.