I think this extra dopey and drawn out winter has frozen my brain or something. I have a huge list of stuff to do and it’s as if my head is filled with Cra-Z-Sand or something. Well, this too shall pass as it normally does, but it seems to be worse this year and more annoying because the ideas are piling up faster than I can get them out. Eh, I just need a vacation or some quiet time, is all. Or some helper monkeys to keep pouring coffee into me and poking me with fencing foils (with the rubber tips on, of course!). Hmmm. Well, let’s get the brain wagon back into gear and see if that hill can be surmounted. Giddyap!
"DESTROY ALL FANBOYS!" 
Beware of helper monkeys. Remember what happened in the Wizard of Oz.
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Ha. The wing clippers I bought at the dollar store will come in very handy…
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Bananas laced with Ambien. They may fly in their sleep but it’ll be real slow.
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Oh, great. Now I’m going to jail for giving monkeys fake roofies. Well, life’s an adventure…
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Well, you could get each of them a corporate job at Intel, teach them to patronize Starbucks and Pizza Hut in unhealthy intervals, put them in a light beige cubicle for 60 hour work weeks and just let nature take it’s course.
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Great. Now I’ll have face-eating monkeys because they’re all messed up from cubicle hell and fast food overdoses. Nope, they won’t stick to the salad once they get a bite of stuffed banana crust pizza and Happy Meals…
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There’s just no pleasing you, is there?
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Hey! it’s not me. Think about the monkeyyyyyyyyyyys! 😀
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Hahaha! Now, I’m visualizing evil monkey art. Thanks a lot.
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My Christmas shopping is done. Go to 6:05.
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A-ha-ha. Okay, I’ll take a dozen.
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I pity your enemies.
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Well, if I didn’t have any enemies, I’ll make some soon enough…
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(monkey scream)
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I won’t even ask what you did to that poor monkey. If you mistook it for a hand puppet, don’t say anything at all (Ow. Ow. Ow.)… 😀
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Just realized I was getting used by some people I trusted, so I could use some flying monkeys right now. Fly, my pretties, fly!
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Your trees are always perfect.
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Well, I’m glad you think so 😀 I think they need more work, but I’ll take a compliment over a brick to the forehead.
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