…As  well as sixty clams from your wallet. This limited edition of 100 pieces is on sale now, but will ship during this year’s New York Comic-Con in October. Look at those mitts! I mean, he’s got to be drafted by the Yankees based on those big-ass hands alone. That would take care of the steroids issue for sure, but I’m not sure about the whole amphibian monster getting grabby with the ladies in the stands and slashy with those who try to stop him thing. Yeah, that’s a bit of a problem, but it he’s great in the outfield and fast on the bases, I bet he’s in. That and hell, those huge hands will get him a cab for sure during rush hour… “TAXI!!”

(Then again, The Creature doesn’t tip well because he doesn’t have any pockets. You could suggest him sticking some cash or a credit card between his gills, but that’s not a good thing to do. Don’t piss off the monster, folks…)