Okay, you should never be THIS lazy, but if you are, you’ve probably earned the right to be at some point in your life. That said, You probably know some exercise buff who’d get a kick out of this Exercise Block. Or you know one who’d kick you out of their workout cave if you gifted them with one just to push their buttons a tiny bit. Although, if that peson can bench press your current weight, I’d not want to push those buttons so hard.
In any event, if your eyes lit up when you saw that photo, you have to have one and somehow don’t know where to find it, click on over to Bigmouth Inc. for a list of places you can pick one up along with a bunch of other fun to funky novelty items. Once you’re on the site, expect to find yourself chuckling a wee bit too much at their assortment of crude to cool to flat out hilarious impulse items.
"DESTROY ALL FANBOYS!" 
Order now and pay only $19.99 for this amazingly futile waste of wood. Give us your bank account number and an additional $40 processing and handling, and you can have two, one for each foot that should be inserted into your mouth before you pick up that phone.
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Heh. Althouuuuugh to be fair, I’ve seen these on sale in all sorts of places for not as much money (and with no shipping charges). Anyone who buys ANYTHING from a TV ad because they think it’ll work as advertised should get a free brain exam, stat. Then buy a brain hat from a novelty company and wear it. 😛
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It seems a bit unfair to honest product makers to say ALL “as seen on TV” products will fail. It’s the ads and payment system that’s the most fishy.
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Oh, I know someone who buys a LOT that stuff as a sort of social experiment and out of everything he’s paid for, maybe half a dozen things out of a hundred have actually worked as advertised. I can rattle off a list of total garbage that MAY have been well designed as a prototype. But once it gets through the factories in wherever they get made, it’s an inferior product. Microtouch? doesn’t cut, it rips hair out (Ouch!) Aeroknife? Bad blade design and not as sharp as a good knife you’d not buy on TV. The list goes on and on, but I will say he’s been happy with most of the Popeil products he’s purchased and that’s thanks to the company being nicer to deal with.
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