Hanging Out With Adrianne Curry Will Make You Smarter, Smell Better And More Attractive To Others…

How so, you ask?  Well, besides being easy on the eyeballs, incredibly friendly and a great conversationalist about all things gaming related, she’ll make even the most fervent non-believer in science WISH human cloning were possible (and legal). I’ll let you think about that for a minute (tick-tock, tick-tock)… ahem. She’s also the spokesmodel for Erox, a new pheromone-based unisex body spray that’s now available online. I got to meet the lady herself last evening at the Eventi Hotel in NYC but actually spent more time chatting with and listening to Sanjay Sabnani, CEO of Crowdgather, who’s behind the development, marketing and launch of Erox.

Usually when I think CEO, I think stiffly stuffed shirt with not a clue as to what the company they run does on a day to day basis, but Sabnani is not only amiable and often funny, he REALLY knows his stuff. Particularly when it comes to social networking, forums and yes, pheromones. Specifically, the two plus something called Muricin Aglycone (or ER303) along with other ingredients in Erox that are supposed to make people more sociable, confident and yup, sexy (woo!). I’d go into detail on how all those chemicals work together, but that would take up too much time and heck, you can read about it yourself on the Erox web site. Trust me, you’ll be smarter once you get past the initial skepticism. After hearing Sabnani’s story about some test results with the product, I suggested it be used in angry crowd control situations to alter the mood, so don’t be surprised if a future protest or prison riot is quelled not with tear gas, but Erox sprayed into the air.

Now, being spoken for and all (Hi, L!) means I wasn’t about to spritz myself all over with Erox and hope Ms. Curry or any of the other ladies in the room would do a swan dove into my waiting arms (Ha!). But I ended up nabbing a sample anyway for what I’d like to call “research” purposes (that would be job hunting, silly). While I can’t yet comment on the power of Erox in regards to social situations, just carrying that sample around seemed to bring me luck. A few blocks form the hotel, I found five bucks on the sidewalk after deciding to walk in a different direction to the subway home. Hmmm…  If this stuff works as it should, I’ll be too popular for my own good, wealthier (by five bucks, at least) and have to actually turn work down. On the other hand, having members of both sexes chasing me down the street for hugs could be a bit troublesome (especially if it happens at a job interview)…

Leave a comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.